I got a job. I got paid. I got an Xbox. I got Halo. Nuff said

257 x 303 @ 250 colors

Tis weird how things can change. From waking up at 12pm to waking up at 6:45am. From playing q3 all day, to working all day. From being unemployed to being employed. You see dear readers, I have a job. Yes indeedio. Thanks to Ian for noticing an add for a web designer at Chester College. I am currently working for QData. Its a medium sized company, with offices in Dublin, Manchester, Chester, London and Johannesburg. Theres only like 6 peeps in the office so its nice n quiet. I have my own desk, drawers, and a laptop So far this week I have made some ad banners to go on www.yell.com. I have also been working on their "Contact Us" pages. Its basically a map of the world and you click where they have offices and it shows em.

Their based in Chester, but its easy to get to. Down M53, which turns into A53, off at roundybout then right then right again then left then there. This is my building. Some of the other offices have sweet jet black pc's with 17'' flat screen dispalys. Not those monitors with flatscreens, but those lcd displays. Damn cool.

You should see the cars there too. Louts Elise!!! New Mini!! MR2, Merc's, Beemers...12yr old Ford Fiesta....ahem. Kinda feel embarresed going there in it. Wish I had a permanant contract so I could get the car I want at the mo. Black 1.4 SXi Corsa. CD player, Alloy Wheels, rear spoiler, top of the range model. I wouldn't mind then

Nearly got sent to London too. They needed someone to go fix a machine in London and didn't have anyone at the time. I knew about Win2k, so they woulda sent me. But upon rining the company back, they found someone else :/ Would been cool.

Blade 2 next week How sweet is it going to be. Hopefully damn sweet. Hopefully not a crap sequel. Read the end of a Ep2 review. It said it is Star Wars. That the battles in the other films were skirmishes. Other being all the good ones So hopefully it'll be 30mins gooey love, then 1hr30mins of f00kin sweet space battles n Jedi vs Sith. If so....oh yer daddio. You see that? Wot? That over there. Its me loosing the plot.... Gah i had some joke but screw it. Anyway, Ep2 sounds like it will rock. I have only seen 1 trailer by accident, and few pics. I've tried my best to not watch or hear anything about it. I know a few plot details, but other than that I have no idea. That way I can't see the trailers and go "Oh man that film will be ace". Then see it and be disapointed ala Ep1. Of course I'm excited. Its Star Wars, and from wot I've heard its Star Wars Not Ep1 So here's hoping.

Tempted to see that film Ice Age too. Saw the trailer and wasn't impressed tbh. But then I read somewhere that it was more like a Chuck Jones cartoon. You know, Bugs n crew. So it could be damn good. Kinda tempted.

Anyway, your not really reading this bit r u? So here's pr0n for ya. Oh and I found it by google Just in case you think I spend all my time searching for pr0n. But the Simply Porn section on that site is funny

A list of excellent Real Life comic strips.

- Win9x Days

- Nerd speak

- Parents

- Geeks n traditions

- Geeks n traditions II

- Me and the net addiction

- Quake guide to getting girls

- Lucky charms

- Artistic license

- Vector art

- MP3 collections

- Me and work

- Dave n games

- Hologeek

- Me and designing websites

- Dave n games II

- Dave n games III

- Me and Dave n games

- Me n Dave n games II (kinda)

- Kodak

- Tech support

- Tech support II

- Tech support III

- Tech support solution

- Caffiene

- More Win9x

- Dave n Ghost Recon

- Dailup woes

- God speaks

- Real Trek

- Geek Olympics

- Time complexities

- Time complexities II

- Time complexities III

- Time complexities IV

- Hehe Macs

- The Fog

- World Engine

- me in dixons

- me in dixons 2

- me and coke

- xp skit

- gta3 skit

- mgs2

- gta3

- lotr

Meep meep moooooop. So then. Finished MGS2. Coulda finished it on Sat if I decided to play the last boss one more time. Ok ending. Kinda like the last. Great game tho. Very impressive. Lots more todo in it. Watched Jay & Silent Bob Strikes Back today too. Tis ok. Not as good as I'd hoped for but ok. Has some really funny bits and well worth seeing. Mainly just so you finish the trilogy, yes yes 5 films isn't a trilogy. Got Gatecrasher Digital also. Tis a fantastic 3 disc set. Done in the style that is popular these days, pre club, club, chillout. Chillout disc is awesome. Preclub disc is also awesome. Club disc is a little too bang bang bang for me at the mo. I'll probably get into it. Reminds me of a Renasaince 3 disc set I haven't listened to in a while.

Bleep bleep bloo bloo bleep bleep bloo bloo bleep bleep bloo bloo bleep bleep bloo bloo. Do. Di di de do, di di de do di di de do di di de do di di de do. Do du.

(PPK - Resurection (Robots Outro))

OOh yer. LSR beat IY in BWDML Pld guys. Not only beat em, 0wned em too. LSA.a, well we're getting there.

Oh Enterprise was actually pretty good and fun to watch last nite. Non of the boring typical type eps, but a good one that kept ya guessing. Quite liked that one.

Xbox out this friday. Wouldn't mind one for Halo. Thats bout it really. £350 for Halo tho? Bit much tbh.

OMG !! OMFG !! MGS 2 is one of the best games ever. Its sooo damn good I can't believe it. I've waited over 3 years for this game, and it's finally here. TBH i've nearly finished it too. 17hrs 19mins of sweet kick ass gaming action. It's probably the coolest game I've ever played. The music is awesome. The way things happen etc. Damn I want more. MGS2 is fuckin cool. MGS3 will be like ice it'll be that cool.

Hmm another week ho hum. Nuffin much exciting as usual. Well. I did go for some nice walks to a place that is 5mins away from me but I haven't been there in like 10 yrs. Odd that. Tis a nice place. Pretty much a lane and a few fields, but still. Memories from the kid years n all that. Took some photos with my cam, which I'll post eventually. Got some other pics lying round here. They're just random stuff. It does have a pic of me on there, so I'm sure you'll all run off to find it. No doubt I'll get some emailed versions enhanced with MS Paint

Got Serious Sam 2. Tis fun. Pretty much SS1 with new levels and weps. Nuffin really new tho. Also got C&C Renegade which is fun too. Hmmm...ooh yer.

I saw "A beautiful mind" on Friday. First bit was good. Then went all depressin n stuff and delt with "personal issues" ie boring stuff. The film was well made. Did keep you wondering n stuff. Twisty but not too twist like a pizza with twistable crusts. Good film, but ickle depressing.

Oh....hey baby hey baby hey!! That song 0wns. Go and buy it or use some alternative means of getting it. Ya know what i mean Tape it off the radio. You can do that these days. Oh yer. Its No Doubt - Hey Baby, incase you wanna know what it is. Damn fun song.

Finks...... . . . .. .. .. . .. .. . You know that is probably morse code for "aliens eat moon pie". OOh speaking of that. I had 2, yes 2, glasses of Coke today!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! !

!!!!!

Played q3p today in Demon Clans league. Lost both games Stats are good tho. But still Need to learn howto aim me finks. We gettin better tho. As a team. Pld well. Hehe or wp

Oh, I found this site which is about the funniest thing since Penny Arcade made sliced bread. I'm currently working my way thru their 2yr archives. Only 1 yr left. I'll list my fave strips for ya. Put simply, they are damn funnny. Yes it's funny enuf to warrent the extra 'n' in the word funny.

MGS2 this Friday. Ahem. OMFG!!!

That's about it this week. And remember kids, don't do pringles. Leave that for the professional pringle eaters.