Why tables for layout is stupid: problems defined, solutions offered

A great article there on why tables are stupid :)

Brainteaser, can you do it? I won't say how long it took me.

So last night I dreamt the Matrix: Revolutions. A tad odd you might say.

Here we go...

It starts off with the usual gang having a fight scene. Except Neo is uber powerful now, and can just rip agents apart, then they just turn into a black dust cloud. Then they're off to find the off switch to the matrix. They try to get access to the matrix but have a hard time, until Neo some how grabs their ship and rips it straight thru into a new place. Big hand of God style. While they're there they find the off switch and disable the matrix. Then, Smith turns up and informs Neo that this is all just a dream. That using Bane's body he's hacked into Neo's subconcious.

I woke up after that. Now I haven't seen anything todo with Matrix: Revolutions, and I'm not planning on it until I see the film in the cinema. Comments are disabled for safety :)

Peoples names, click to view yours :)

Note, I didn't write these :D

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Men's Names
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse. prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Alan - shy but sensitive, thinks he's smart but has a peanut for a brain
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir - amazingly hilarious and gets all the chicks. Pecker is well built.
Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games, but eats with his hands.
Bob - quiet and unpopular,
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - great in bed but only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Ford.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Cyril - well, Cyril.
Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
David - hot and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - complete twat, very small dick, can be violent.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts.
Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
Emrys - Load mouth gobby Shitte.
Eric - shy.
Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favors girls named Lucy.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - willing to share, but hates people called Alan
Gavin - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth
Gordon - likes to thinks he's innocent but a real tart inside
Greame - complete fuckwit, mouthy bastard
Graham - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Grant - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted round young girls.
Haydn - tries hard.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).
Ian - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - sweet, kind and always laughing.
James - organised and can be romantic.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well, but always gay
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
Jonathon - thinks he's good - he's shit.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hot and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
Ky - see Kain.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Les - problem with sexual identity, wears womens clothes in bed
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Louie - unconventional, wise and annoying.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.
Martin - hung like a horse with the power of a bull.
Matt - the Fat Boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
Mick - very good looking but he'll do nothing for a girl, which is totally sweet.
Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he doesn't get any.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there..
Nick - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Neville - Too posh for his own good, snorts sundried dogshit
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
Owen - cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - has serious disabilities - usually social disabilities.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like it's his first time and probably would be.
Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Raymond - alchoholic who can't stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.
Reagen - ...strange.
Rhys - had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above.
Richard - total loser and computer genius.
Rob - sweet, polite and adorable, but has serious disabilities.
Robin - doubts over his sexuality, likes red clothing
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - closet child molester, total shithead
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Steve - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud, untrustworthy.
Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. Real bastard.
Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - popular with girls but other guys can get jealous
Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - gay.
Vincent - likes painting, and drinking his own piss.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

Girl's Names
Alison - I.Q tends to be even smaller than bra size. Probably gives good head though
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted
Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints, shags like a rabbit.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets
Annabelle - Virgin
Annette - She's BIG
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, fussy about appearance
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.
Bess - Good name for a dog, which she usually is
Beth - See above, mother has a lisp Repressed alcoholic
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp, adventurous in bed.
Bianca - Ginger
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'
Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow
Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears
Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing
Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm
Daisy - Virgin
Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips
Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society
Donna - 70's throw back. Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem
Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths
Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Gives fantastic blow-jobs (apparently!)
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed
Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim
Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives good head, loves 69
Francine - French, and good at it too
Gabrielle - French too, loves to swallow and gargle
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness
Gayleen - Big tall women who talks shit all day
Gaynor - Lesbian
Georgina - Vegetarian who farts a lot, loves outdoor sex
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying but wets herself when landing
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath, loves anal sex
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs
Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gerkins
Hilary - Frigid, carries frozen food home in her pants
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles, likes only anal
Iris - Cauliflower ears, scratches constantly
Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle?
Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child, eats pets
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck
Jane - Babe, men would drink her bath water
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats
Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often
Jessica - Virgin, always will be
Jill - Does Aerobics Like a Trooper, Spare time is spent Cleaning Dog Poo from Shoes
Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up-I wouldn't!
Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said
Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.
June - Small tits, great arse, crap cook, but always swallows
Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant
Karen/Karin - Can strip wallpaper from 60 yards just with her voice, waste of DNA
Kate - see Catherine
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing
Kerry - Japanese Kelly
Kim - wants to be a bloke, wears a wig
Kirsty - eats live moles, can't dance
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares - BOING !!!!!!!
Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive
Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night
Lee - Practically Perfect in everyway
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking
Lillian - acts posh, but does graffiti with her tampons
Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework
Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies
Louise - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad
Lynn - Stuck up bitch, but has a huge vibrator collection
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid
Mandy - short hair, wears suits, wishes she was a man
Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous
Maria - Can't swim, gives head for 50p
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome
Martina - Ugly lesbian
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz
Mary - had a little lamb
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely
Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise
Michela - Likes animals, should make a video with them
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag
Marsha - Big butt, small brain
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial
Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years
Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair
Olive - Oily skin, oils up well
Olivia - Neutron bomb
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic
Pat - Butt ugly lesbian
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar
Petra - Dead dog
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arse cheeks
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rhonda - help me, help me
Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago.
Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver
Roseanne - ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rula - She measures up well
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged
Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills
Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers
Sheila - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce
Simone - Used to be a shot-putter from Cardiff
Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"
Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset
Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains hetro-sexual relationship for effect
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave
Tanya - Hot minx, too short
Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals
Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less
Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski
Tracey - Lesbian
Trudy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear Loves kittens.
Ulrika -ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka
Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry
Victoria - Loves herself, but quite rightly so... she's funny, sexy, very good looking and amazing in bed. Everyone wants to be with her.
Wendy - Possibly a man
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate

The Super Fun Happy Happy Sumomo Website \o/

You may find it odd that a simple eggdrop process has its own website, but it does :) Sumomo is just as much a part of my daily ircing as anyone is, so she deserves her own site. Its mainly for command listings, but I felt it would be a good chance to flex my design skills using DWMX2004. It took a while to get all the floats n stuff working cross browser, but its ok now. A cookie if you can spot the inspiration for the design ;) Its not hard. All my own code/photoshopping, apart from the 2 Sumomo pictures. They were "borrowed".

So last night I had this dream about Dragonball Z.

It was odd. Some normal humans had the ability to become Super Sayians just by tieing their hair together at the top., then it would go all yellow and boom, Super Sayain. Weird to say the least.

Last Saturday was my 25th birthday. I am now, 25yrs old. I have been around for 25yrs. I usually pass up the chance for a birthday, hoping no-one remembers so that I can avoid the disapointment of having a big build up to end with nothing more than a card or two. This year tho, inspired by Dave's happy followers and the fun that was had on his, I decided to have a fun day. I decided to embrace what was meant to be "my" day.

I had actually been having such a great week. Earlier on in that week I found a great deal that allowed me to buy the phone I'd been drooling over for many months, thats right, the Sony Erricson T610. Its sooo nice, soo many great features. Still haven't fully set them all up either. I had been having a great time with photography too that week, finally getting my entry for this months OcUK competition up. For my birthday I was looking forward to getting Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I'd heard a lot of good things about it, so when my parents asked, I replied :) I had also noticed that the sequel to a great film was coming out, and would be out for my birthday too, Once Upon a Time in Mexico. I was looking forward to this.

So on Friday, me and Dave decided to go and rent the 1st, Desperado. I had also recieved a rent one get one free ticket from Blockbuster. Sweet :D Things were going great. We got there, only to find that it was out :( So we picked up the Jet Li / DMX film, Cradle 2 the Grave. While there, we checked the games section and found that the PS2 Eye Toy was available to rent on this deal, for free. We happily snapped it up for some fun the next day. We went home, watched the film and found it to be quite fun. Not enough Jet Li action tho.

Saturday, up at 8am to go see the Clipper World Race 2002 end at Liverpool. Nice sunny morning, lots to see and photograph too. Had fun. We then came back around 11:30 and decided to get lunch. A trip to Heswall for a sausage roll , to find they were still as badly made, but tasted nice. We came back and started to hook up the Eye Toy. After a bit of calibration we got it running nicely. What a game(s). Soooo much fun it was unbelieveable. Dancing was fun, the karate game was tooo much fun. Doing matrix style moves and hitting these guys on the screen. God what a game. Well worth the buying price alone. After a while, Ian called and we showed him the fun :D Great laugh.

We then headed off to Cheshire Oaks for tea and a movie. Upon arriving, seeing as it was Saturday, Frankie and Bennies was full, in fact, they all were. Oh, there was this fate thing. We went to buy the tickets and these student girls behind us also bought tickets for our film, they actually changed their minds right there and then to our film. "Ah ha" i thought :) We also ended up in the same resturant eventually, and after a while waiting were sat next to them. It was quite funny really, especially as we spent part of the evening staring at these hot girls outside, only to turn around and find they were giggling at our antics :) Meal was ok, burger n chips :) We then went to see the grand finale to the day, a kick ass action film. We sat down, made our selves comfortable (a little too comfortable with Ian's shoe removing ;) ). Dave decided he wanted some sweets, so went and got some Starbursts. When he came back he said the girl at the doors said to save her the purple ones. I made a joke and began to steal the purple ones :D I then decided to do something I never do. Ian calls it flirting :) I asked Dave a bunch of times to tell me which one it was, but he played it cool, never revealing who she was. I thought he was just doing that thing, ya know where someone asks u summin and u just don't tell them cos its fun to string them along? So i took a risk, I went out to find her and give her 1 single purple sweet. Obviously nothing would come of it. It was more about me, on my 25th birthday taking a risk, having a laugh sorta thing. So out I go, a little scared in case there were 10 girls I'd have to er show my purple one too ;) Thankfully there was one, and I gave her the sweet. She was a little suprised, but greatful. I was happy with my gesture. I figured it'd be a special moment thing really. Sure i coulda gave her a whole bunch of them, but 1 was better. Anyways, Ian then decided to do it as well. I thought "hmm, it might take something away from my idea, but what the hell, its all just a bit of fun". He came back and we looked to Dave to follow our lead. He said he would after, but I felt that it would look odd if the guy she originally asked was too shy? We watched the film, good action, but hard to follow. A shame really. We left, and the girl had gone, so Dave couldn't give her the purple ones he saved.

All in all, a really fun day to mark my 25th. I did things that I don't normally do, I relaxed and had a great laugh all day. It had to be the best birthday in 7yrs, since my 18th when I had all my friends round and got my PC. That was a great birthday. Since then, they had gone downhill, with disapointment after disapointment. This was a turning point, a time to celebrate new found fate and faith in my friends.

Since then, I have now re-arranged my room too. Its the new 25th edition. The TV is no longer in my face. To watch it I have to stop using the PC and relax. I've seperated my room into, work, rest and play. My PC is by the window, then its my bed, then all my consoles and TV are at the other side. So if I want to play a game, I get up and go and relax. No more do I just spend the day in this IRC like chair, pressing buttons and being glued to my TV. I find I turn it off more now too. All I have todo is crack this IRC addicition and excercise more and life will be getting good. Oh, and a job too please :D

So I'm 25.

Weird dream. Last night I was playing Knights of the Old Republic alot, then watched an episode of Angel afterwards. I then went to sleep, and I dreamt of a synthesis of the two.

It was the final episode of Buffy, except they fought it out Knighs of the Old Republic style. Great game tho :D